
Notes: People are gonna talk a lot of shit about the IMMENSE narrative license the writers have taken with this season generally and with “Beyond the Wall” specifically. Totals: Tormund spoke about his desire for Brienne Jon was shirtless and held Dany’s hand I made a big ol’ wankin’ gesture.

We’re entering the home stretch of the plot, it’s no time to be metaphorical. I mean, the series of books IS called A Song of Ice and Fire. Notes: So, like, is Undead Viserion going to breathe fire or ice? Despite the potential for “friendly fire” (BAZINGA), the former seems more beneficial for the White Walkers as they take their war south, but the latter seems to fit a little better thematically. Re-killed? The show was never super-clear about where he fell on the living-dead spectrum. UPDATE: Oh yeah, Benjen Stark got killed, too.

They killed a dragon, man! That fucking asshole killed one of Dany’s dragons and brought it back as an evil zombie dragon and now the good guys have to fight the army of the dead AND an undead dragon. What am I, the official Game of Thrones scorekeeper? LET ME MOURN. Maybe another extra from the Wall died, I dunno. Two guys? Four? Does the cold get credit for killing Thoros? Some rando got tackled into a freezing lake by zombies another fell into a screaming pit of wights. (Scoring is typically one point per killing or instance of nudity, though the reviewer reserves the right to award bonus points for style.) Violence Episode 7.06, “Beyond the Wall” FINAL SCORE: Violence Some, Sex Nothin’ Please respect these boundaries should you choose to participate in the comments section. Martin's books (as well as the occasional fan theory on message boards), but the column will usually only discuss events that have happened on HBO's televised version. This Game of Thrones discussion is written by someone who has read George R.R.
